how do you say “virtuous shell” in chinese?

11 Dec

Last night I went with a friend to see “Napoleon Explosive: The Chinese Napoleon Dynamite” at the Alamo Drafthouse (which is one of the many places that I consider makes Austin the wonderful place that it is.) It was Napoleon Dynamite in “Chinavision,” which basically means that they show a DVD of the film from China which was subtitled in Chinese and then translated back into English subtitles. It was very surreal.

I completely understood the translation of “Napoleon Dynamite” to be “Napoleon Explosive,” but how did Pedro’s name translate to “Virtuous Shell?” Is it a phonetic thing? Hopefully there is someone reading this out there who knows some basic Chinese and can resolve these profound questions of life.

One of my favorite translations from the movie was when Napoleon asks about the chicken’s “large talons”, and it was translated to something like “big marketable skills.”

For those wondering, no, alas, I was not one of the lucky ones to win a “Vote for Virtuous Shell” t-shirt. I like how those shirts made what was originally a somewhat obscure movie reference (and which became so mainstream that even Target was selling “Vote for Pedro” shirts) back into an obscure jest.

pots de chocolate and chili powder

29 Nov

Last night, a friend came over and made the most delectable, rich chocolate dessert that I’ve ever had. I told him that I love the combination of chocolate and spicy chili powder, and so he took this epicurious recipe (using good chocolate with a high cacao percentage), and topped it off with a sprinkling of 40,000 Scoville heat unit chili powder. The extremely spicy side of it was toned down by the sweet richness, so we got that good endorphin kick without much burn. ‘Twas sinfully deeelish!

video painting

29 Nov

This very interesting art tool called the I/O brush allows you to paint with objects that you have recorded on video. It’s a normal paintbrush that has a small video camera embedded in its center so that it can pick up patterns, colors and movement of whatever you brush it over. So you can basically paint with animation and use anything you can film as your painting medium. Although I’m sure it’s hard to visualize from this description, it’s easily understandable with this hi-res quicktime video. The tool was developed by people in the MIT Media Lab. Neato.

sushi cutouts

27 Nov

This page, "Sushi, Do you eat?" combines three things I really like: Engrish, paperworks and sushi. It’s an adorable resource for all those who want to cut out high-resolution graphics to make their own paper models of sushi; it even has the beer accompaniment and little faces on the egg and rice.

future austinist writer

26 Nov

Having just made my first posting about "Alternative Holiday Shopping on the Travis Heights Art Walk" for the austinist today, I’m well on my way to being a regular contributor.